Before anyone gets offended this is an excerpt from a funny conversation on the drive home from a Vegas Trip.
A few reasons a guy should get married
You need someone to talk to your mom when she calls
Someone has to cook and clean
Ironing is just not your thing
You need a tax write-off
All those +1 invitations are starting to kill you
You are tired of having sex
A female friend came up with these for why a girl should get married
You need someone to hold the bags while you shop
You could use some extra closet space and a roommate that doesn't need it
Someone has to mow the lawn
Who is going to help me buy the TV for my place
My car is out of warranty and needs some repair work
The damn faucet keeps making a weird noise
You need a tax write off
All those +1 invitations are starting to kill you
Anyone got things to add to the list?
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