How many of you in the recent weeks have determined in fact that a Palin-McCain ticket would be far more appealing than a McCain-Palin Ticket. In winning Letterman style, I proffer the following top ten reasons why Palin should head the Republican ticket:
10. Amount of hairspray is the best measure for poise under pressure.
9. You can’t take the small town out of Palin, but she can bring the real America back into Washington, marginal literacy and all.
8. Much more willing to label terrorists, Arabs, Muslims, and all those other bad guys.
7. She actually requires less makeup for TV appearances.
6. It would markedly reduce the necessity for White-House subscriptions to many publications.
5. She doesn’t say “My friends”.
4. If I had to choose, God is more likely to speak to her.
3. Tina Fey provides the necessary comical outlet for presidential faux pas, who can really pull McCain off?
2. A governorship is clearly more executive a function than serving on the U.S. Senate.
1. Her recent proximity to Russia.
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